Posted by
Liberal Mole on Tuesday, August 12, 2008 1:48:57 PM
I just don't get all the uproar about Russia invading Georgia. I mean Georgia is just this nothing wana-a-be State. If Georgia had anything of significance to contribute to the region then I might be at least be apprehensive about Russia's invasion. But seriously, Georgia would be much better off under Russian control. Let's just think about it. I live in Florida, and I avoid Georgia at all costs. I'll even take a sharp left and then turn north just so I don't have to deal with the Georgians. More evidence: The Braves and Falcons suck anyways. Michael Vick can compete in his best sport again, cockfighting. Ray Charles and James Brown have passed away so their is no more cultural benefit to the state any longer. Let the Russians have their peaches and peanuts. I think Jimmy Carter would also feel right at home under Russian rule. I bet he could even be govenor again.